Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day, Mary my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a dumb ass. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So Mary called him a shit head.  He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

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my wee grandson will even wake up from a deep slumber and complain everytime his mother calls home for a chat or anywhere else.  She admits to me that 'he really hates the phone, just like you mum' and can never talk uninterrupted for more than a few minutes before she's snapped and has to hang up.  'Throw the damn thing away!' I keep telling her.

 unfortunately ours love the things. Been known to call folks & very adept with the video playing on them. 

love the cats though! Beautiful.

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